Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"


Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
 

Happily addicted to the Web.

All night long, I sit'a clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,

Happily addicted to the Web!

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
Don't you know tonight's the xmas eve?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I just discovered Jokes on LPG!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?

I'm happily addicted to the Web!
 

Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Webbb!!! (Yeah!)

Merry Christmas Everybody from all at LPG