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...the voice of pensioners

Never Die - Part 4

04 Dec 2017

Old seers never die, they just lose their vision.
Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away.
Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings.
Old sailors never die, they just get a little dingy.
Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper.
Old students never die, they just get degraded.
Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding.
Old teachers never die, they just lose their class.
Old typists never die, they just lose their justification.
Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation.
Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged.
Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip.
Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on...
Old ministers never die, they just get put out to pastor...
There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old sceptics, but their future is doubtful.