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Pearls of Wisdom

16 Jul 2017

After the church service two members of the congregation make conversation.
The first says “What made you give up singing in the choir?”
“Oh”, said the other, “I was absent one Sunday and someone asked if the organ had been fixed.”

How come people who snore always fall asleep first?

Does the bible say “If you smoke you can’t get to heaven?”
“No, but the more you smoke the quicker you’ll get there!”


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