On your birthday, remember: don’t drink and tattoo.
- Greg Tamblyn

You know you're getting old when you scroll down the birthday drop down menu ... And it starts going into Roman Numerals.
- RTS ‏@cambuslad

The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake.
- Greg Tamblyn

You can't help getting older but you don't have to get old.
- George Burns