Jack turns 80 today. Now he can spend his days eating, snoozing, and searching for the stuff he had just a few minutes ago.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the f-word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!

Statistical studies prove that at the age of 80, there are four females for every male. Hell of a time for a guy to get odds like that.

Turning 80 and thinking about what tattoo to get? You might want to consider your name and address...

By the time my mum turned 80 she was leaving little post-it notes to herself all over the house, and wondering who they were from.