Happy birthday Cher! For your birthday, I'm sending you a DVD of my favorite movie about a talking pig. I got you Babe.
- Ellen DeGeneres

Happy birthday, Bono. I wanted to get you the perfect present, but I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
- Ellen DeGeneres

You know you’re getting old when you have more candles on your cake than friends at your birthday party.
- Melanie White

How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?

- Satchel Paige