With an ebullient smile, she asked, “Are you the buckle?”
Skip Parker, Reno, Nevada
Happy Valentine
14 Feb 2018
Whoever named it necking is a poor judge of anatomy.
Groucho Marx
During college, I worked on a conveyor belt. One day, I was on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.
“I work at the end of a belt,” I said.
Why should you never breakup with a goalie?
Because he’s a keeper.
Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Girl: Yes, February 14th.
