The number one cause of death is too many birthdays.
- Anonymous

It's easier to remember your age if you don’t change it every year
- Anonymous
I’ve got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it’s all lower.
- Gypsy Rose Lee

The bad news is that I have a bad memory and am no good at maths. The good news is that I have no idea how old I am.
- Melanie White